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“性教育”之《三字经》

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:57:38 GMT

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

MSN Spaces will make blogs communication tools

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:26:25 GMT

Today, only 2% of all online consumers in the US have a personal blog. MSN Spaces is Microsoft’s attempt to bring blogging into the mainstream. I had a preview of it last week but was just only now able to go in and set up a blog. From what I see, MSN has succeeded in creating a very solid, innovative communication tool.

MSN Spaces is very full featured – users can add posts from cell phones as well as via email. Drag-and-drop layout design and pre-fabbed templates make creating a custom look and feel a cinch. A couple of other innovations:

+ Permissions are linked into MSN Messenger and MSN Address books. Only .NET Passport email addresses are accepted.

+ Integration with MSN Photos and MSN Music to upload photo albums and playlists easily. Moreover, users can click on a playlist and sample or purchase the song or album.

+ Put Spaces content elsewhere on MSN. MSN Hotmail and Messenger have a new feature called Contact Cards that will take the latest post or photo added to your Space and displays it next to your contact information. When you update your Space, your name changes – it’s like indicating the “presence” of new content, rather than your actual presence.

Notice a trend here? There’s heavy integration of Spaces into the whole MSN communication suite of email and instant messaging. I think this is very smart, especially as MSN hopes to attract a new audience group to blogging. The next wave of bloggers is going to look very different from today’s blogger – their motivation will be on sharing experiences rather than having a place for their ideas and opinions. The integration puts the blog in context of other communications, such as email and IM. If you’re about to email me, you’ll see my latest post/photo – instant context setting and traffic generation to my blog. If you mention the blog posts in an email/IM, I’ll have even more incentive to keep blogging. That integration distinguishes MSN Spaces from other services like Lycos’ Circles and other traditional blogging tool providers like Blogger.

So welcome MSN to the wonderful world of blogging!

In Need of an Operation

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:27:57 GMT

"Doctor, I need an operation," said an old lady to a doctor. "What's wrong?" The doctor asked."Nothing. I just need an operation." "You are not sick but you want an operation? Where should I perform it?" "It doesn't matter. Just go ahead and do it." "But why?" "I am a member of the Senior Citizens Association. All our members have had surgery. And they talk about it every day. I have never had surgery and cannot join in the conversation!"

Out of the Hospital, Out of Money

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:55:21 GMT

A patient met his doctor on the street, and after exchanging, "Hello, how are you?" and all that, the doctor said, "Are you OK?" And the patient said, "Yes, you were right. You told me that you would put me on my feet and that I would be walking again in no time, and you were right." So the doctor said, "See? I told you. Since when have you been walking?" The patient answered, "Since I paid your bill and had to sell my car!"

Who got the message?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:39:26 GMT

There was a couple who had invited a friend to their home for dinner, but they were in short supply of one of their favorite foods. So the wife said to the husband, "After your friend has finished two pieces, don't ask him to have anymore, OK?" And the husband said, "OK." But when the friend finished the two pieces of their favorite food, the husband forgot, and as usual said, "Oh, please, have some more. I'll go bring some from the kitchen." So the wife looked very, very stressed. And then the friend said, "No, no, no." But the husband still insisted, and the wife looked even more stressed. Then the guest refused even more firmly, and in a hurry said, "No, no, no!" So later when the guest had gone home, the wife was very mad at the husband and scolded him, saying, "How could you do that? How could you do that? I told you already after two pieces you should not have offered him any more, but you kept asking him. You should have told him there was no more left." And the husband said, "I'm sorry, I really forgot about it." And the wife replied, "Forgot about it! But I kicked you under the table. You should have known!" And the husband said, "No, it wasn't me you kicked. It was our poor friend!"

God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:29:28 GMT

A man kept praying to God to win the lotto. Every week he prayed to win the lotto, but many years passed and he never won the lotto. So then one day he began crying to God, saying, "I've been praying to you for years just to win the lotto so that I could build my house. How come you’ve never answered my prayers?" So God asked him, "Did you ever buy a lotto ticket?" And the man said, "No."

An Unsuccessful Lie

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:16:36 GMT

The phone rang, and the teacher answered it, saying, "Hello, may I help you?" A voice said from the other end, "Is this Mr. Hsieh? I would like to inform you that Tony cannot come to school today." The teacher asked, "Who is this, please?" "This is my father speaking, of course," came the answer.

No Need to Quack About That!

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:14:33 GMT

There was a herd of cows in the field, and two of the cows were talking together. Cow A said to Cow B, "Wow, it really makes me worry, all this mad cow disease news going on. I don't know if we are safe, if it's already here and if we're OK or not. Do you know of any sign, to know if we get mad cow disease?" And the other cow said, "I have no idea, really, but I think it's still far away, no?" So the third cow nearby, Cow C, chipped in and said, "Oh, that shouldn't worry us ducks, you know!"

Emptiness Is Not Only a Stomach Problem

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:55:14 GMT

A small 6-year-old child complained that he had a stomachache. So the mother said, “That's because your stomach's empty! You would feel better if you had something in it.” After a while, the minister visited the family. During the conversation, the minister said that he had suffered all day with a terrible headache. So, the kid came in and said, “That's because it's empty. You would feel better if you had something in it!”

It’s Safe to Come Home Now

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:51:34 GMT

A lady came to report to the police that her husband had disappeared. So the officer looked at the man’s photograph, questioned the woman for a few minutes and then asked whether she wanted to give her husband any first message if they found him. The wife said, “Yes, yes! Please tell him don’t worry! My mother didn’t come!”

Your Cat Might Be Trying to Call

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:46:46 GMT

At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!” the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!” And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir, that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!” The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!” So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up. He might be trying to call you!”

A Family Tradition

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:05:03 GMT

Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here." The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so." He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because, according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider." The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father; my sister married my brother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?"

What an Excellent Doctor!

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:43:42 GMT

A patient went to see a doctor for his problem, and the doctor gave him a seven-day supply of medicine. The patient took the medicine and died. So his parents became very angry and went to complain to the doctor, and the doctor asked them, "How many days did your son take the medicine?" They answered, "Three days!" The doctor then said, "You see, you see, I gave him a seven-day supply of medicine and he took it for only three days. That's why he died."

Too Bad about God's Dollar! everyday joke

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:08:16 GMT

A mother gave her kid two dollars and said,"One is for you to do with as you want, and one is to put in the box in church for God." So the kid went around and was playing with the dollars, and then one of them went into the river. She couldn't find it so she said,"Sorry, God! Your dollar's gone!"

人生匆匆数十载,一切是梦?

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:43:33 GMT

人的创始人是谁?为什么有人这种生物存在?人生存的目的又是甚么?你们可否想过
如果一个人的命运是神来安排,那为什么神还要人挂吊类
如果这些都是梦,那么我们又何去何从,--梦境
如果一切都是真是世界,明知道自己早晚一天会死,干吗活的这么辛苦

CoffeeCup PixConverter

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:40 GMT

it is a good software to convert pictures. just found it today.

William Shakespeare - To be, or not to be

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:16:22 GMT

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Apple earnings soar as iPhone shipments revealed

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:15:04 GMT

Apple is on a roll, and the company shows no sign of slowing down.

After the close of the stock market Wednesday, Apple reported profits of $818 million, or 92 cents a share, for its fiscal third quarter. That's a 73 percent jump compared with last year, when third-quarter profit was $472 million. It's 9 cents higher than Wall Street was expecting and 26 cents better than the company's own projections. Strong Mac and iPod sales led the charge, but Apple also has a third business these days.

The company reported selling 270,000 iPhones during the 30 hours before the quarter ended on June 30. That's at the upper end of what estimates were going into iPhone weekend, though far below some of the extremely high estimates that surfaced following the launch. Still, some were anticipating a smaller number afterAT&T reported activation 146000 iPhones during the same period.

the 12 longest english words

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:22:51 GMT

12.honorificabilitudinitatibus
这个字是由27个字母组成的。出现在大文豪莎士比亚的剧本「空爱一场」Love s Labour s Lost里，意思是「不胜光荣」。

11. antidisestablishmentarianism
这个字是由28个字母组成的。根据范克和华格若尔斯编的「英语新标准辞」里面的解释，这个字的意思是「反对教会与国家分开学说」。它曾被英国首相格来斯顿William Ewart Gladstone，1809-1898引述过一次。

10. floccinaucinihilipipification
这个字是由29个字母组成的。「牛津英文辞典」里就有这个字，意思是「把某事的价值加以抹杀的行为或习惯」。

9. supercalifragilisticexpiadocious
这个字是由34个字母组成的。出现在一部名叫Mary Poppins的电影里，意思是「好」。

8. hepaticocholecystostcholecystntenterostomy
这个字是由40个字母组成的。出现在高德编的「医学辞典」里，为一个外科术语，亦即在胆囊与胆管之间或肠子与胆囊之间接人工管子的手术。

7. pneumonoultramicyoscpicailicovolcanoconiosis
这个字是由45个字母组成的。出现在韦氏辞典第八版的版本中意思是「吸入硅酸盐细末或石英岩灰而形成的肺尘埃沉着病」。矿工特别容易得这种病。

6. Antipericatametaanaparcircumvolutiorectumgustpoops of the Coprofied
这个字是由50个字母组成的。有个图书馆的书架上，陈列着法国作家拉伯雷着的「葛甘塔和潘特古」故事系列。其中有一本，书名就是这个长长的英文字。

5. osseocaynisanguineoviscericartilagininervomedullary
这个字是由51个字母组成的。它是人体构造一术语，曾出现在英国作家皮考克Thomas LovePeacock,1785-1866那本名叫Headlong Hall的小说中。

4. aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolie
这个字是由52个字母组成的。它是英国医学作者爱德华.史特罗哲Dr Edward Strother，1675-1737创造的字，专用来形容英格兰格洛斯特夏布瑞斯陀这个地方的矿泉水成分。

3.bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
这个字是由100个字母组成的。就出现在爱尔兰作家乔埃斯James Joyce,1882-1942作品FinnegansWake的扉页，象征，代表亚当和夏娃的堕落。

2.lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
这个字是由182个字母组成的。它是从希腊字英译过来的英文字，源出自希腊喜剧作家亚里斯多芬尼斯Aristophanes,448-385的剧本The Ecclesiazusae中。它是指由剩余的菜和牛肉函煮而成的辣味食物。

1.1913个字母，“色氨酸合成酶A蛋白质”（一种含有267种氨基酸酶）的化学名：
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2007年世界顶级杀毒软件排名

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:49:07 GMT

金奖：BitDefender

BitDefender 杀毒软件是来自罗马尼亚的老牌杀毒软件，二十四万超大病毒库，它将为你的计算机提供最大的保护，具有功能强大的反病毒引擎以及互联网过滤技术，为你提供即时信息保护功能，通过回答几个简单的问题，你就可以方便的进行安装，并且支持在线升级。

它包括：1. 永久的防病毒保护；2. 后台扫瞄与网络防火墙；3. 保密控制；4. 自动快速升级模块；5. 创建计划任务；6. 病毒隔离区。

银奖：Kaspersky

Kaspersky （卡巴斯基）杀毒软件来源于俄罗斯，是世界上最优秀、最顶级的网络杀毒软件，查杀病毒性能远高于同类产品。卡巴斯基杀毒软件具有超强的中心管理和杀毒能力，能真正实现带毒杀毒！提供了一个广泛的抗病毒解决方案。它提供了所有类型的抗病毒防护：抗病毒扫瞄仪、监控器、行为阻段、完全检验、E-mail 通路和防火墙。它支持几乎是所有的普通操作系统。卡巴斯基控制所有可能的病毒进入端口，它强大的功能和局部灵活性以及网络管理工具为自动信息搜索、中央安装和病毒防护控制提供最大的便利和最少的时间来建构你的抗病毒分离墙。卡巴斯基抗病毒软件有许多国际研究机构、中立测试实验室和 IT 出版机构的证书，确认了卡巴斯基具有汇集行业最高水准的突出品质。

铜奖：F-Secure Anti-Virus

来自 Linux 的故乡芬兰的杀毒软件，集合 AVP、LIBRA、ORION、DRACO 四套杀毒引擎,其中一个就是 Kaspersky 的杀毒内核，而且青出于蓝胜于蓝，个人感觉杀毒效率比 Kaspersky 要好，该软件采用分布式防火墙技术，对网络流行病毒尤其有效。在《PC Utilites》评测中超过 Kaspersky 名列第一，但后来 Kaspersky 增加了扩展病毒库，反超 F- secure。鉴于普通用户用不到扩展病毒库，因此 F-secure 还是普通用户很不错的一个选择。F-Secure AntiVirus 是一款功能强大的实时病毒监测和防护系统，支持所有的 Windows 平台，它集成了多个病毒监测引擎，如果其中一个发生遗漏，就会有另一个去监测。可单一扫瞄硬盘或是一个文件夹或文件，软件更提供密码的保护性，并提供病毒的信息。

都没人来看,大家想想办法哈

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:42:03 GMT

拉拉拉,每天乱哈啦哈啦

stop criticizing

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:21:20 GMT

Found that someone always make farking troubles on my space. So could you stop to criticize my writing besides all wishes? I do what I do. Just don’t trouble on it. Thx dude.

心不在，人活着还有甚么意思

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:18:14 GMT

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free writing

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:49:28 GMT

I was planning to go Chinatown today, but i didn't go at last. Always have other things to do against to what my planning. Life was like that. Always in changing but we can't prevent. Hope all good things happen to me. oh god bless me,lol

感慨

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:58:43 GMT

時間鐹的真快，來美國已經差不多5年了。回想往事，發現葛事情咋嘎巧，2年半的單身日子，2年半的"双身日子”，日子差不多剛剛好。只是沒事找事拿出來感嘆下。汗。。。人生啊。。。。。

loving you

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:25:43 GMT

This song is one of my favorites, loving you, so sweet, so beauty........

Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all i wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do

No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old

And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you

Lovin' you i see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with you
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